MY FINLAND BLOG:D

Hey Folks:)

From today onwards, this will be my blog!!!

www.kovski-in-suomi.blogspot.com

I will begin my journey to Finland from today onwards:) DO link me and check back often:D

Hi People!

I have finally gotten my residence permit to Finland!! This is getting so exciting for me:)
They have been really nice enough to grant me an extra month in Finland so I can work, tour Europe and earn my money back!!

Mr Conrad, my diploma head told me that since I was the only lone bird going to Finland, the international coordinator of Jyvaskyla Ammattikorkeakoulu (Polytechnic in Finnish hahaha), Minna has enrolled me into an annual tourism regional symposium, Erasmus (interactions with people from E.U). She also said that I had a few weeks of free time to tour around Jyvaskyla and possibly find a part-time job to stock up on my cash:)

Also, one my great finnish friends, who is in Singapore and goes by the name Antti, kindly offered me to stay in his apartment and have saved me lots of money as a result!! Thanks Bro seriously!! My buddy tutor even offered to take me from Vantaa airport in Helsinki all the way to Jyvaskyla (200km plus distance), thus saving me another hundred SGD on the finnish railway!!

I have yet to attend a 2 hour tutorial on how to wash clothes, as taught by my beloved granny. I should start packing my luggage soon.

I will be opening a new blog for my Finland Attachment and will write about it everyday, from the moment I enter Changi Transit Terminal 1, to the day I'm so not looking forward to, coming back:( Do visit haha:D

But before this, a few things I need to do:

1) Study for Global Business Environment
2) Study for Gaming Operations Management
3) Hope to attend one last party by MIkko and Antti before I leave
4) Buy a backpacker bag for my trip
5) Buy two long sleeve shirts for the biting winter in Finland
6) Get my NS exit permit or else I wont come back to Singapore!

Thats all folks:D

Hang in there!

Now now now Kovski, you've made it through 9 damning one hell pill of projects, just hang in for another 4 examinations, and you're OFF to FINLAND:D

But before that... here are a list of things you must do:
1) Study Service quality management notes
2) UCCD lectures and case studies
3) Global business environment lectures (whole book)
4) Gaming Operation Management Notes
5) Settle your 3 nights accomodation in Jyvaskyla or you'll have to sleep in Vantaa airport/ railway station where gang hordes of Somali immigrants will gang rape you:)
6) Buy your railway ticket from Helsinki to Jyvaskyla
7) Buy a desk, a chair, maybe a water bed, pillows for your empty apartment:(
8) Hope hard that Central Manpower base will grant you your exit permit
9) Hope that the Finnish Embassy will grant you your permit

So now... Concentrate on your studies, then worry about something you've never done before in your whole life (Living alone, furnish your apartment, live like a full grown adult).

I'd rather be off to a coffin six feet under and stay in forever!!!:(

Kovski

Back in School

Projects are draining.... It's not just one, two or five projects but NINE!!! A damning NINE! And they are not projects that simply require you to do some research and crap up with a few slides. These are projects that demand you to come up with a model of a casino resort, plan a tour for 21 and take them around Little India or Chiantown or Joo Chiat, plan two work shops to train staff for all scenarios such as terrorism, fire etc etc.. It's bad:....( Fortunately tutorials... couldn't care less cuz I simply can't squeeze in the time to do them... Too tired to even listen during lectures and WORSE still... the exams are coming up... raning from 35 to 50% weightages....Modules that requires you to analyse scenarios, memorise tons of Bull crap and makes you wanna say "Hey!! That was the teacher that tried to kill us with projects and exams!!! MAUL HER!!!:)"

Global Business Environment, UCCD, Service quality, Gaming Operations.... all heavy subjects:( It sounds really ridiculous but I really have to start soon... No more slacking and dragging like the last few semesters.... no more procrastination and NO MORE waiting!! I really need this sems GPA if not poly it through for me:( I guess everyone is on the same boat with me... Fingers crossed and all the best to all of us:) XX

Things just couldn't get better:(

I guess its once every six years... Food poisoning is definitely not NICE:( Two hours of toilet crisis was the worse thing ever! Had diarrohea so many times that I simply lost count. Nearly fainted twice, once in the toilet and the other on the kitchen table. My whole body was experiencing this super weird shivering spell (Colder than in Moscow hehe), resulting in me getting fever twice. I didn't dare fart.... you know why:) After sitting in the toilet for more than an hour, I have developed a pretty deep phobia of my home toilets; its like a jail cell!!

I feel better now, just slightly feverish. The diarrohea has stopped FORTUNATELY, but im experiencing horrible painful cramps all over by abdomen now argh!!:( Lost two kilos, not bad... HA.HA Nat, whom I believe gained ten? lol jkjk:) Lost my appetite, couldn't down my lunch, breakfast, last night's dinner... and I still don't dare to fart:( Wish me luck folks:)

Kovski

Shortest post EVER!!

Hi folks!

Bintan was insanely full of fun!!

Now back in Singapore: severe food poisoning:......( Its' never been that bad!!

Part II

As Sassy and Dolly jumped around in circles laughing and screaming, which drew the attention of many giving that "siao zha bor" face, Pomelo continued fanning her face frantically, still stuck in disbelief that the weather was 40 degrees instead of 14 hehe. As the sun was shining in the midday sky, Pomelo's face darkened to a state where "it looks like black and charred pieces of Char Siew on a plate of super white fluffy rice that mum always cooks!" Her face is mentioned only, given that she was wearing an already drenched in sweat winter overcoat, this meant that only her face became black as her body was covered.

As Dolly and Sassy continued jumping around like mad dogs and Pomelo began seeing a bunch of hot guys crossing the street (She was obviously hallucinating as mentioned previously, Miami had no hot babes duhh...), they had no choice but to hail a cab and take all of them to the nearest clinic for heat-stroke treatment.

What a Bad start to the attachment!:(

After walking a few miles down to their Hostels, located along the South Orange Blossom Trail (Go find out that place!), they had their very first conflict... ON THE FIRST DAY!!)- Choosing their rooms.

They entered the apartment...

Dolly: I want the room that has the view of the city!!! Awww so nice:)

Sassy: No lor... that room is MINE!! I thought we settle already right?!

Pomelo: You Lying Bitch!! Who say we settled already?!!? HAH!?!:( Since I am the oldest here, I will take the room with the Best View, besides im smart and pretty *herh*! Hehe

Sassy and Dolly: Oie Dick! don't think you Black, Ugly and Old means you can take the best room hor HornDOG!!!

Pomelo: WHAT THE f%$%$ DID YOU UGLY B****** SAY?!? ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>:(

Without warning... Pomelo, with much surprise, carried her luggage bag...AND HURLED IT TOWARDS SASSY AND DOLLY with a Hugh monumental FORCE!

BANGGGG!!"ARHHHHHHH" Screamed Dolly and Sassy as they were thrown off the window out into the Corridor. " CRASHHHH" Poor thing... As the 40kg luggage laid on top of them, lots of thongs and embarrassingly sexy lingerie spewed out from the luggage. "What the hell was Pomelo even thinking?!?! Midnight Nude PARTY every NIGHT?!?!" Wondered Dolly before she fainted. Pomelo Mercilessly went over and sat on them, adding the weight to 200kg. Sassy couldn't take it and was screaming!!

Sassy: OK OK OK You Win!!.... you royal highness... whatever you sayyy.....

Dolly: 'Fainted'

Pomelo: Of COURSE I HAVE THE POWER TO RULE YOU PATHETIC PESTS, I AM THE PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS:) *Giving that ultra arrogant and bitchy face hahahahahahaha:) and slapped Sassy and the fainted Dolly both on their faces*

Pomelo got up and walked towards her new room in her high stilettos:) Before she even realised it, Sassy picked her bony self up, took a flower vase next to her and smashed it against Pomelo's Head....CRRRAASSHHH!! Pomelo instantly fell onto the ground and laid unconsious.... But between the moment she was hit on the head to the time she became unconsious and BOOMED to the ground, She managed to scream "BBBBBIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" hehe

Sassy: ARHHHHHH YOU KNNB C@@@ B@@@ ARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BLACK DONKEY SIBERIAN PIG!!!:)

Dolly: "still fainted"

After the first victory, Sassy, who once feared Pomelo, unleashed her fury and successfully moved into her new room (with the best view). Yayyyyyy! Before she entered the best room, she managed to secretly grab a few G-strings and Sexy Brasseries from the unconsious Princess... "hehe:)" She gave that cheeky giggle before gloriously entering the room!!

Dolly laid on the floor, still unconsious, so was Pomelo the Princess and many sexy thongs and lingerie... They'll have to fight the other two rooms out themselves (One had no windows and the other had windows facing the Public corridor.)

To be continued....hehe! Its getting really fun lol:)

The Tale of five sisters

Im going to make this story quick haha as im being struck with the inspiration and urge to write it out. Before I begin, I would like to CONGRAT Vivian, Justina, Hui Juan, Yan Han and Mei Yin for successfully being able to make it for the Orlando Universal studios Attachments!! Its nice really.... But Im still stuck to Finland hehe:) This story, please don't take it seriously. Its all in the name of fun and humour!!:) Cheers.

The Catastrophic Tale of Five sisters
There were five sisters studying at the National Polytechnic in Singapore. One is Dolly, the other is Mary ... and Sally, Sassy and Pomelo are the other three sisters! Mary and Sally are the good girls... Hardworking and always the one staying out of trouble. Very nice and innocent. This is why the both of them are almost out of the picture, as the other three sisters are the ones im emphasizing on. They are nice...... Wait...... No... ...They are Bad... EVIL...CRUEL ......Bitch-RIDDEN and infested with the smell of PSYCHOLOGICAL DEGENERATION!... But they are weak enough to cause a few scratches on my neck (They broke their nails) so no worries duhhhh:)

Anyway moving on. The five sisters have always dreamt of going to Miami Wonderland for a four month attachment. After trying so Hard and worrying for the outcome of the interview, all five deservingly made it through and are ready to pack their bags and fly to paradise land where guns, murder by the seconds, drugs and no hot babes, mosquito infestation and swampy crocodiles prevail! Very nice hehe:)

Anyway... Just the night before, all five of them met up and it is of no surprise they were filled with excitement!! They went to Lau Pa Sat and ate Chee Cheong Fun, Satay, boiled Pig Organs...Yum yum. "Wahhh I will surely miss all our local food lor!!" said Dolly in a sad tone... "Yah I argree also... Im so going to miss my family, my boy friend and my mum!!:.....( No one is going to help me pluck the prawn shells!!!:( cried out spoilt Sassy. Pomelo followed with a hmmmm..." I'm definitely missing my doggy pong pong already... so sad:(!! The atmosphere was certainly similar to that of "remorseful whining." They had a Great meal nonetheless.. "

"Hah! I wonder how that asshole Michael Jackson is doing now... Shivering in the icy cold winds and having no friends to drink and take pictures with and for HIM!!! Serve him right... Im sure he's regretting not coming to Miami with us hehehehehehe!!:)", laughed out Pomelo, who seemed so confident and bitchy that she was right. Well she was obviously WRONG.. sooooo DUMB! Michael Jackson, who was the only pioneering hero who made it to Finland, was partying at Mikko's apartment with 100 other new friends he made! The temperature was cold.. yes. But there was enough snow and frozen beer to make 1,000,000 megasized snowmen + santa was in town and the northern lights ruled the skies!! Its was a stunning and spectacular experience!!!

Anyway... The next morning. (At this point have I decided to drop Mary out of the picture as things get ugly) They sat a Garuda Indonesia flight (no in-flight entertainment) and transited at Jakarta instead of the pre-planned Tokyo. After ten hours of delay at Batam and 40 hours of flying, they finally made it to Miami!!!! Yay!!:) They were so excited and couldn't help screaming in joy, which nearly got them arrested for terrorist like behaviour. Thinking that it would be cold, the three of them wore thick winter coats and stood about 50 metres from the entrance between the arrval hall the outside. "I can already feel the cold air wheeeeee!!" Squirmed Dolly and Sassy. "Who says we cannot experience snow and cold air in Miami. Stupid Michael Jackson... who thinks he's a Smart Ass! heeheehee:)"

They walked slowly towards the exit, all smiling and excited. "I can feel it... its so nice!!" Exclaims one of them!! The moment of truth.... the door slides open slowly....and.... and...... a sudden 40 degrees celsius Gush of HOT BOILING AIR GUSHED Onto them like a baseball bat smashed head on into their faces!! "WAH PIANG EH SO BLOODY HOT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?!?!?!?!" Screams Pomelo, who immediately took out her mini sakura fan and started fanning onto her face.. but to no avail!! Sassy and Dolly were in a world of fantasy, laughing and dancing around. It seems like they were having so much fun but in actual fact, they weren't... The onset symptoms of heat stroke had actually took a toll on them within a speed record of ten seconds.... they were Hallucinating already!! Awwww:)

To be continued.... :)

And School Reopens!:)

What a BAD BAD BAD Start to the semester!!!:....( Having returned from the the bonding camp on sunday, I arrived home at 7pm. By the time I settled down, bathed and unpacked all my stuff, it was almost 8.30pm. Felt so tired that I fell right onto my bed and woke up the next morning at 9.30am.... 9.30 AM!!!!!! It was just like this that I missed my first Gems lesson, which happened to be the first lesson of this semester!!!:( Im giving myself this week to gear up for the semester. Anyway I enjoyed myself for the bonding camp very much:)

Applied for a cruise job, thinking that it would be an experience of a lifetime:) Turned out to be some logistics shitty ass bus attendent job. How misleading. When Vivian the heroine called on behalf of all those who went for the interview that they were backing out, the manager started going berserk and uttered strong words on the phone. Totally ruined everyones' day but we were partially to blame:(

Anyway, did some costing for my finland trip and the Universal studios Orlando (So i can compare heehee!:) This is as close as I can get considering the limited amount of information I was given:) Both are kept as fair as possible, trust me:)

Finland Trip (Includes Return)
Duration -------------------------------- 5 months
Airplane ticket (Qantas/ BA- 14 hours)------------- $2200
Hostel (Etelä-Kekkola 5 months)--------- $2000
Transport (Bus concession)--------------- $500
Meals (eat in breakfast, dinner & lunch out) $1500 (Includes groceries for food)

Travelling (Russia)
Moscow
return transport-------- $600
5 night stay in Moscow-- $500
3 night stay in St Petersburg--- $150
attractions------------- $250
meals------------------- $500

Subsidies- SP: $2000
Fin Govt : $4000

total payable: $200 (Excluding trip to Russia)
I also realise that if I buy a bicycle and travel around and save on eating out, I can save on my transport fees and $500 on meals!:), thats an additional $1000 in savings!:)

Universal Studios (Orlando)
Ticket (United- return) 23 hours total flight duration------- $2750
Housing $165/week for 17 weeks--------------------------- $2810
Transport-Lynx 30 day pass ($22/month)----------------- $130
Meals------------------------------------------------------ $1500
Visa-------------------------------------------------------- $200
CID fees---------------------------------------------------- $100
Less subsidies: $2000
Salary ($10.65 x 32 hr week)= $5900

total savings= $400!!!

Therefore in actual fact, you can save enough money to bring back home. However many many other factors will affect the costs. In addition there are many natural advantages of both places!:) Let me start with Finland.


Finland
Climate: Winter from jan to Mar (Lots of snow) 10c in the next three months, cool.
Currency: Euros (x2 Singapore dollar) Very expensive:(
Infrastucture: Large Town, modern
Money spending meter: Low (Considering that Jyvaskyla is small, theres nothing much to shop, unless youre going around Europe heehee:)
Transport: Very expensive, unless using a bicycle:)
Geographical: Located in Europe.... How can I resist?!?!?!:)

Orlando
Climate: 16c to 33c (Cool in the first two months) NO snow though:(
Currency: USD (Cheaper then the Euro but climbing fast!)
Infrastrusture: Modern and clean, size of a small city
Money spending meter: High, honestly with coach, hilfiger around, to resist spending is definitely impossible:)
Geographical and safety: Travelling around US is very easy! But the reality of guns being used there is not realised and understood by Singaporeans as we never experienced guns before!

Therefore for me haha, im still stuck to Finland because I have plans to go to Moscow and travel around Europe!!! In addition, I enjoy cold weather... the more I need to go there haha!:)


Kovski

Chalet's coming soon!!!

I can't wait!!! Tomorrow's the chalet hehe and I can't wait!:) Unfortunately, a couple of things have got me pretty troubled:( Whenever I organise such stuffs, im always worried that the turnout might be way below the expected = resulting in the pathetic collection of the dollars and cents. Maybe its normal cuz it happened to me too many times....

Back then in secondary school, your classmates would ask you to organise a chalet for the class.... thinking that it would be the right thing to do, you merrily went ahead with the planning of the stay and the bbq. You tell all of them that they would have to pay twenty dollars each, they agreed "sincerely" and promised to come.... Then a few days just before the chalet, one quarter of them simply didn't turn up without a reasonable explanation. The other half would come, eat the food, pay perhaps 20-50% (They bargained that they deserve to pay less) of what they were supposed to have forked out. Another 15%, whom I term as dodgy Fuc****, come, eat the food, then refuse to pay, telling you this:" You expect me to pay for this kind of low quality food?! Im not paying..." Well of course the reminaing 15% were the loyal and the fantastic ones:)

I dont know, perhaps this feeling is natural and bound to happen most of the time. Thats why id like you to pardon me if you see me frantically counting the dollars all the time in front of you guys. I know it is rude but its the crazy worry inside me that forces me to do ridiculous things. Whenever I plan such events (something that I'd love doing for anyone:), I always feel pathetic having to ask people to pay up, or accepting money from those who are so kind enough to fork out a little more, to unfairly compensate for those who didn't come. It feels like "hey im poor and short of cash, can you give me some money or il HATE you?" ITS LIKE BEGGING!!!:( Its not surprising losses could amount to hundreds of dollars and my mum is always the one disbursing me the shortage to cover up the losses:( Its just like paying up for those who promised to come but didn't turn up/ or those who turned up and ate free food:( Poofters:(

Anyway I really hope this chalet and bbq will be a huge success:) Thats why im looking forward to itcuz its a different group and definitely a better lot of guys!!:)

Had an enjoyable dinner experience with Darryl, Shunli and my brother:) Its been so long since we had so much time together!!:) Really hope this friendship will last forever:) Thats about folks!! Se ya guys around!:)

Kovski
Worried:.....(

Ive stopped working!!

Hello everyone! Finally after achieving over 75% of my expected target salary, I have decided to stop working, considering that I have over-worked and not rested a single bit!!:( Finally I can sit down and read the papers, plan the class chalet that im so looking forward to, watch mythbusters hahaha and sleep longer woohoo!:) All of a sudden my morale is surged all the way to the top and I have been feeling happy ever since:D

OK Updates for last week! Totally worked my ass off at Mandarin Oriental hotel in lieu of the coming F1. Did manage to work at NYNY for a couple of days and "piaed" at MO for the next three days. Despite the standard pay and no prospect of any pay raise at the hotel, I merrily went ahead, realising for the past few weeks that I have gotten too calulative with money, which didn't brought me any happiness. Whenever I started calculating how much money ive earned, il get troubled and start scratching all over, to a point where I realised that I have scratched bits a pieces of my beautiful flesh off:......( Extremely painful, but I simply hate feeling itchy and it really feels goooood to scratch hahaha:) Anyway it was routine work as usual at NYNY.

When I started work at MO after so months not working, it was really a blessing that I knew everything at the back of my head. Got to know a few new friends, one of whom was Chris, who became my talking buddy when we both got so bored standing still for 5 hours guarding a meeting taking place inside one of the board rooms. It was fun talking to him haha!! Unfortunately, I met those same old bastards who perpetually feel the urge the find fault with me. I thought it'll be good to scold the crap shid out of him here hehe:) His name is Rahim, that stupid ass wrinkled face man who would most probably not live after 5 years. He is one of society's arrogant bastards who thinks his many years of experience gives him that authority to tell people what to do. Some of you guys may think so, but I certainly DONT: He's still wearing the same uniform as me so shut up!!! (Him)

On the first day when I started work, he immediately found fault with me by blaming my brother for not doing a good job in refreshing the room, a job which my brother was not supposed to do apparently. Well I didn't know that at first, but disliking his attitude and lack of respect for me, I F****** him upside down man!!! "You think im what hah? Supervisor is it?! How the hell do I know what my brother was doing yesterday?!?! You think we all clone is it?!!!!" The he replied:" You better go tell him that he didn't do a good job man... tomorrow if I see him il tell him off!!" Wah I very furious so I replied:" You don't give me this kind of bullshit and tell me this kind of things!!!! You Want Tomorrow you go do it yourself!!!!!!!" He then shut his pathetic gap and walked off, to which I spurted a "F888" in a fit of rage:)

Bloody idiot that man! Whenever I see him serving guests, he would never fail to smile like some blehdy horny chee ko pek child molestor waiting at some void deck with his pants unzipped, or like an old freak who would even masturbate upon seeing a monitor lizard run across a road (simply means he's a horny bastard kid rapist lah aiyoh!!!) Some bloody hypocrite he is!! As expected, he decided to find fault with me the next day for not cleaning the coffee machine (my mistake hahaha) Aiyah but considering that I dislike him so much, I simply walked off halfway when he was scolding me. Of course I gave him the filthiest sewage look to arouse his angry horniness first heehee so success!:)

Two days of work and I was satisfied that that money was coming in:) However on the third day, little did I know that I was posted to a horrific group of staff group= Pathetic attitude staff who disliked one another + two chinese nationals who are so crude and arrogant and they treated me like a newbie..... HORRIBLE!!! One of the guys kept asking me to do things and when I couldn't take it any longer, I simply just raised my voice at him:" You think I was BORN YESTERDAY IS IT?!?! NIN NABEH!!" That kept him quiet and never told me to do anything since. In addition to his miserable pathetic self, he kept uttering the "C888 Bye" word at the end of every phrase, like a comma or a full stop. Here's an example: " Wah lao eh C*** Bye, he never take the hot water flask hah.... C*** Bye!!! Always stand there not doing anything one C*** Bye. Where is he lah C*** Bye!!" He obviously used those words like his mother taught him lah wah lao so frustrating him standing next to him. When I lost my cool as he kept using those words, I told him off:" Excuse me! Can I assume the only word you know is C*** bye?! Change the word can?! You're damn bloody irritating leh. And I gave him that frustrated look. He then replied:" I know many other words but I don't feel like using them. To which I replied:" THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T USE IT YOU SHIT ASS STUPID f*** CHIN** ASSHOLE!!" I didn't use those words highlighted in red but I thought it'll be more interesting if I added a a wide colourful array of vulgarities to excite you guys haha!!:)

Aiyah I don't want to talk about those freaks already. It gets me tired:(

Anyway, went for Russian Class and as usual, had a hell lot of time haha! After class, when out with two classmates (Juliana, Derrick) and my russian Teacher Ms Anna Shmelova for dinner!! They were all really nice people and talked about big guys stuff that even a regular youth won't understand haha (they are all adults mah). I felt very dazed and managed to fit in haha. We had a great deal of fun that I simply forgotten about time and came home at 1 am + got my mum really pissed hahahaha sorry!!!!:) Anyway thats all folks, gotta go and take care!:)

Kovski
Free man!!

Heres another day:)

Good day everyone!!

Im officially getting tired of work. This is sad:( This means no more income and it really sucks! I haven't even earned 40% of my minimum target salary and im getting tired:.....( As I work, I feel that the salary they are paying me is simply described as miserable and pathetic. I dont have any say cuz im a part time employee. And as the days pass on, I begin to realise how the company I work in is more concerned about making the dollars then considering the welfare of their employees. Aiyah what to do?!?? I think I won't be working there for long as I have lost my motivation to work hard and its pretty evident in the way I do things there, shit:) I think its time I use my kerosene tactic (Burn my work place down Muhaha!!!)

In order to try to reach my target earnings for the month, and to make sure non of my contributions goes into my "CPF (As I know il get the money only after I DIE)", I'l be going back to Mandarin to work:) But disappointingly, I wasn't given any events for the week cuz there weren't many events in the first place. They needed only 10 staff a day and the full timers pretty much took up all the slots. Loss of income for yet another four days:.....( I am now banking on the F1 to reach my target so fingers crossed!:)

Woke up two days ago, early in the morning to check my results for the semester. It wasn't that bad but I would term it as "mediocere (If its spelt this way)". At least it was above a three I feel its more than good enough!:) Thank God or I would have gotten a 0.5 heehee:)

Being jobless now, I have been over eating and lazing at home:( Pretty much to an extent I feel that I have put on weight:0!! And being struck with the phobia of having "three asses", I hiked up Bukit Timah this afternoon ALONE!! It was so fun being able to enjoy the peaceful serenity of the jungle and all: Absolutely beautiful!:) Too bad I couldn't post any pictures up cuz of the blog features that forbids me to do so. I very much would want to change the skin but Catherine and Renee are too attractive!!!:D Sexaey!!

I can't wait for the chalet:) I believe its the only time to get together with the class and snakes:) Mussst play beach volleyball hahahaha!! Thats about it people!:) I hope il be able to work again soon fingers crossed!!:)

Other than the chalet that im looking forward to, Russian class every week is getting more exciting hahaha:) Im beginning to be able to piece sentences together and ask questions, describe blah blah and its so funnnnn:D My undescribable Russian Spirit is getting stronger hahaha!!!! Ive been singing the Russian national anthem almost every day now and each time I sing reminds the inner Russian patriotism in me hehehehe:) What an interesting fetish!! In addition to my LLLOOOOVVVVEEE for Russian Language, future posts will be written in pycckий hehe! No lah just kidding:)

In addition to the Russian National anthem ive successfully learnt, ive learnt a Folk Song thats incredibly sweet and sexy, called Пoлюшкo-пoлe (Polyushka Polye, simply means field, my field) Its a song sung during WWII to describe the sorrow of Russian women seeing their male counterparts being sent to fight:( Sounds sad but its very nice!:)I know its stupid for me to post the lyrics up here cuz non of the people who visits this blog knows Russian hehehe (Dumbos lol JKJK!!:), but im going to post it up anyway. Perhaps you'll be revolutionalized to Learn Glorious Russian Muhahahaha!:) Here goes heehee, don't die:)

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Пoлюшкo шиpoкo пoлe
Eдyт дa пo пoлю гepoи
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни гepoи

Beтep paзвeeт
Зx, дa пo зeлeнy пoлю
Иx yдaлыe пecни
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни пecни

Toлькo ocтaвит
Им бoeвyю cлaвy
И зaпылeннyю дopoгy
Bдaпь yxoдящyю дopoгy

Пoлюшкo-пoлe
Bидeлo нeaлo гopя
Былo лpoпитaнo кpoвью
Пpoшлoгo вpeмeни кpoвью

Thats all folks!:)

Kovski
Jobless punisher:......(

Im Back!!

Hello everybody!! I know I haven't blogged for so long that you've forgotten who I am... So allow me to refresh your memories:) My name is Joooorrrrdddaaannnn... Ah hah now you remember me in all the glory! I believe the fury and anger is filling up inside you.. Why the HECK Didn't I Blog?!?!? Im really sorry cuz ive been tied down with so many projects, tests that i hardly have the time to google earth. Thats tragic people!:.....( Its been like three months since I blogged, so I will attempt to write the longest post ever based on happenings during the past four months!!



Ok I remembered my previous post which ended "Wish me luck for my work!" Yes!! And luck was definitely on my side during the three weeks I worked at New York New York!:) I met wonderful people, Julius (supervisor), very understanding man, William (The boss of the outlet), Chef code named 007, lip-reader (till now I have no idea of their names hahaha!!), Jessica, the old auntie who enjoys bullying me, a great friend, Zainul the runner, cashier, and not to forget, GRACE HAHAHAHA!!:) My super duper one of a kind "bar maid". Without her life in the bar will definitely suck!! even when im not working, she would never fail to call me and chit chat about work. very hilarious and fun to talk to her hahaha:D Don't worry my great friends!! Il be back in September! Hang in there, I can't wait!:)



After the work period, studied pretty darn hard with Han Wee, Mei Yin, Andrea, Vivian pals. It was only the MSTs and we were studying like mad dogs! Andrea was crawling all over the place like a mad chi hua hua, biting my shin frequently for a dog bone and my dear attention (Hahahaha Joking!!). Was a huge relief when the tests were all over. The next week, we got our results back. The Accounting, Law, TBR, Report writing papers were way beyond my expectation. However, papers that I expected to do well turned out horrific!!! I failed very badly for MICE and barely passed the IHRO papers. Very very upset, cried myself a river hahaha! I thought the papers were marked too strictly and it wasn't fair for people like us (Cheeeyyy) who studied hard to deserve such marks. Aiyah whatever it is, I will take this as a motivation and study harder woohoo!!:)



Now comes the project part. This three weeks seemed as though hell was sent up to SB + fat screaming aunties mercilessly, biting your ears and sitting on you, at the mean time making you carry them up and down the SB slope non stop for weeks!! It wasn't only mentally tiring, it was physically exhausting!!!:( Had to sleep at 2-3 am in the morning instead of my usual 10-11. Everything will defnintely be much better if everyone take the initiative to ask for work and do them in a great quality. But your stress magnifies when you have a group with half of the members either hardly turning up for projects, producing work of sloppy quality, takes no initiative in asking for work designation. I seriously don't believe in complaining to the tutors cuz its like being a pok pok keh. I don't have the heart to tell them off but I really hope they will one day suddenly just wake up and realise that this bloody forsaken world isn't free.



If I were a dictator, which I forsee myself to be in the coming 20 years, I will send all free loaders to concentration camps on Pulau Ubin, make them swim across to and fro non stop from S'pore and the jungle island until they get exhausted and DIE!! Meaner ways include burying them in the muddy soil with their heads sticking out, then place ten poisonous green coloured tarantulas on their faces!!! Well this is for the minor free loaders of course. Those really horrible ones (Complain like an ambulance siren, scold group members, sabo friends), il have their legs broken, place them on a plank and float them off to the South China Sea, of course not forgetting placing ten tarantulas on the planks with them Muhahahahaha!:) Yes yes im evil, but im really serious about this!!



Finally, the presentations are almost over and my team, Ai Zhen, Ai Guo(me), Fiona and John Ho, Andrea are working really hard to make sure our team does a good job for the Shatec training. I really hope Baljit will like our drink and that we'll do well:) I have faith and thats all that matters! Well and the outcome was great!! yes yes yes I made the biggest boo boo in the F&B industry by serving the wrong food to one wrong guest, and that was grave enough! To magnify the problem, the guest our group served was the VIP table and boy oh boy, I could have easily shot them all and then kill myself so "nothing ever happened!!" Fortunately, things became better and confidence started to kick in hahaha!! Aizhen was the star waiteress for that day and she has been bragging to all those with F&B experience and to the one who dropped the first plate in Shatec's history ever LOL (Joking hor Ai Zhen, you still owe me your scholar juice heehee!:) And please don't take your chothes off and blame the heat when you over drank and intoxify yourself with alcohol hehe:) BTW you look horny when you're frunk LOL jkjkj:) I still want your scholar water!!!!

Studied insanely mad for the examination with Vivian B, Andrea, Mei Yin, John and so and so. Died many times studying, I was revived by the fact that I needed to get that blehdy diploma!!
To some extent it paid off cuz some parts of the paper were manageable. However in general I thought I didn't do pretty well myself:( BUT IM SO GLAD THAT THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! And ever since, ive been psychoing John to go to Finland: SUCCESS. Now OCP is next!:) Il use my Amsterdam potion hehe:) Il write about the advantages and the disadvantages of Finland and Orlando (unbiased muhaha) in the next post!!

Went to harry's bar and celebrated: Fantastic!!! They played Earth Wind and Fire songs that I thought I was in Boogie wonderland hahahha:) Hope to change my job soon!:) Thats all folks! This certainly isn't longest post but who cares you know! Any longer and il be talking about my private life and parts hahahaha:) May the power of Lenin be with you all!!

best of regards,
Russian Kovski

Its the holidays!!!:)

Wow... time really passed so fast! Its as if yesterday was Christmas haha. I have apparently three weeks of breakso I spent the whole Sunday settling all my timetable! I was very lucky to have found another job at Lot 1 hahaha:) Though I had to take a huge pay cut compared to my previous job at Mandrin oriental, its just right opposite my workplace so I think its well worth it!! (I save alot of money on transport fees and time, which equals to money hahahaha!!:)

The supervisor Jimmy seems like a really nice guy so im actually looking forward to working there. I really hope the environment it way better than where I used to work, and that I can get along well with the staff, fingers crossed though:S. Whatever it is, il be working four full days (Wednesday to Sat), then subsequently all weekends for the holidays, afterwhich il work on Friday evenings and Saturdays! Think its time I start saving for my future!! S$1,000,000 here I come Muhahahahaha:)

Il be more or less spending my time studying for the next two weeks, in a bid to do better then my previous two semesters!:) 5 subjects total, so I think I better start mugging:)

Went out with Han Wee and John today to buy our neccessities. The rest didn't join us cuz for one girl, the area were she lived was flooded by the rain, causing the ground to sink, the other had to spend time tapping her head cuz the blood just came exploding out from her nosie, another one if im not wrong, is spending time on a secluded mountain top of a peninsula. Far from her is another one spending more time in Sushi Tei then at her own home LOL:)

have finally gotten myself a pair of jeans, a shirt and an oversized bag. The total cost is enough to purchase 10 FAT cows, spend a night at the Ritz Carlton, go for a head transplant, or even pay for Nat's lifetime delivery of presents ahhahahaha:D All the more I should be working to cover my expenses!!!

Thats all for the time being folks. Wish me luck for my first day of work!!:)

Kovski,
The gentleman ooohhhhhh YYyeessssss:)

Heeeelllooooo!!

Okok haha im am typing this post to celebrate my 55th post since the creation of this blog bout' a year ago!! Yes that like 10% of those fantasy tales Nat has in her blog hahaha:) Im high now, but at the mean time, feeling extremely stressed and tired! I haven't done two weeks of assignment and am left with a windowspace of just two days to complete them!:( Time really passed too darn fast this semester and next week would already be the last week for this term! The exams are just round the corner, so I think its time I call my study gang (Han Wee the 'tsk' man, OCP, Andrea bao bao lian and Mei Yin! Am currently struggling with the resort operation and research modules but seems to be doing pretty ok for Law! Ms Pat certainly doesn't fail to push me to become a lawyer hahaahha:)

Anyway the past few weeks have been really fun!! We are picking up this habit to exercise at CCK stadium every wednesday, in an aim to keep fit and go out less often already!! I think I should more commited to my studies:)

Our bully target has changed from Justina (extinct), to Andrea Bao lol:) Its getting fun and helps me release stress by inflicting it on her hahahaha!!

Anyway, some funny incidents happened last week that I thought would be interesting to share haha!

Incident 1: Wednesday during law tutorial, I was feeding myself with chicken sausages and samosa, they tasted pretty good btw so I gobbled them down a little too quick. I then flushed the remains with water. All of a sudden, who knows why.... a piece of fried shell got stuck in my throat when I tried to swallow a huge gulp of water in my mouth. You'll expected the next scene hahahaha! I simply sprayed everything out ( a white cloud of water, right in front of Ms Pat and on towards Vivian and Hui Juan who were sitting in front of me. Vivian was like "Ewwwwwwww Joorrdddaannnn.....eeeeeeeee!!" Hui Juan simply did the same by adding the Ah Lian touch of "Wahhh laaaooooo ehhhhh Jooorrdddaaannn!!" Ms Pat smply stood there laughing and have been calling me a "spitter" ever since.... I was so embarrassed cuz bits and pieces of potatoes and a generous splash of water seasoned my face (I looked like one hell of a roti prata mess as I had all the ingredients on my face, only without the curry hahahaha!)

I went to wash up, then returned to class again to continue lessons. Then Ms Pat was mocking me and I very much would have wanted to place her in a ham-slicing machine. She said, " So Jordan, tell me the general rule of law which applied to this scenario, spit it out.... SPIT ALL your ANSWERS Out, just spit!!!! It was really funny cuz she was giving me that really cheeky smile while saying thatHahahahaha!! Il didn't dare scold her cuz I knew she would take legal action against me and I would most probably end up serving life imprisonment + 100 hundred strokes of the cane LOL:)

Incident 2: Came home really late last night cuz spent a great time having dinner with Han wee, Andrea, Hui Juan , OCP and Vivian! We went on a Great Singapore Sale shopping spree hahaha! Wanted to get a pair of new jeans (I only have one miserable pair) and formal wear, but ended up buying Olive Shampoo and papaya butter LOL! How unrelated I can get... The smell simply attracted me so I had no choice but to unleash my feminine side hahahahaha!:)

Thats all folks! I currently changing jobs cuz I thought of working in a new restaurant! Wish me luck friends!!:)

Bast Of Regards,
Kovski
The Gentleman